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I'm H -A -P -P -Y.

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I'm H -A -P -P -Y.

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I know I am, I'm sure I am.

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I'm H -A -P -P -Y.

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I know I am, I'm sure I am. He's H -A -P
-P -Y.

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She'd stop sighing. I'm trying to work.

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What are you doing?

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Well, I thought, now I'm out of a job, I
ought to try and get a few more O

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-levels. Good for you, Norman.

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How many O -levels have you got?

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You mean, including divinity?

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Yes.

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One.

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Oh.

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But what are you studying now?

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Geography. Geography? Well, if you need
any help, you know where to come to.

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You, Fig? Yes, why not? I know quite a
bit about geography.

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Where's Zambia?

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Zambia?

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Don't tell me. I'm not going to.

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It was something else, wasn't it? You're
getting warm.

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Is that a clue?

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I know the Congo.

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No, that's Zaire.

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Zaire? Then what happened to the Gold
Coast? That's Ghana.

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I thought that was Nyasaland. No, that's
Malawi. You're not very good, are you?

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Well, I'm just picking up the threads.
You can't expect me to know everything.

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All right, here's a catch.

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Where's Montenegro?

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Mozambique. No, Yugoslavia.

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Oh, fancy falling for that one.

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Why don't you get back to flying, lover?

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Educational standards have certainly
declined since my day. All right, it's a

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tricky one for you then, Archie. A Dutch
aeroplane carrying English passengers

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over France crashes on the Italian
border. Now, the question is, where

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they bury the survivors?

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Now, I want to think about this one.

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I don't want to answer it off the cuff.

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English passengers on a Dutch plane
crash on a French -Italian border. Where

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would they bury the survivors?

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It's a tricky question of international
law here. No, it isn't. You don't bury

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the survivors.

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He's right, Archie.

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There'll be a few complaints.

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Oh, what a rotten question.

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Fancy asking me a rotten question like
that when I'm not well.

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How are you feeling, Archie?

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Not too good, Figgis. No, you don't look
too good. What are your symptoms?

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Well, I'm weak and feverish. My eyes are
sore and there's no feeling in my

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hands. Oh, let's see.

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Oh, yes, your little fingers are quite
cold. You need topping up. Topping up?

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Sure, sir. I'm developing anemia. I'll
have a word with the doctor.

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Figgis, I hope you don't think I'm
pulling rank.

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But do you think I can examine Glover
first today?

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Of course, Doctor.

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After all, it is my job to treat the
sick.

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I'll have a pint.

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What's that, Figgis? Nothing.

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Have a look at you, Glover. These eyes
are inflamed. I'd be inflamed if you

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don't get back into bed tickets.

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I see from these tests, Glover, that you
are grossly anemic.

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We shall have to give you a blood
transfusion.

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Transfusion? What did I tell you? Be
quiet, please.

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You mean having someone else's blood in
my body?

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Well, that's the way we normally do it,
Glover.

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A total stranger, someone I don't even
know. There are no time for

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introductions, and the blood donors have
no significance.

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If it helps you, think of it as tomato
juice. Tomato juice?

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I don't think you understand, Doctor. My
blood is my inheritance, handed down

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from the Plantagenets, from generation
to generation.

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Up to now, I've managed to hang on to
it. I can't afford to have it tainted by

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just anyone.

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It won't be just anyone, lover. You're a
very rare blood group.

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Oh.

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Am I really?

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Yes. A, B negative.

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A, B negative? A group that covers only
3 % of the population.

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Well, I can't say I'm surprised, and I
suppose that does make a difference. At

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least it won't be any Tom, Dick or
Harry.

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Good. I'll put you down for two pints,
Glover.

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Did you hear that, Figgis?

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They're going to give me two pints of AB
negative.

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Yes, I understand that's an excellent
vintage. They're probably down in the

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cellars now, brushing off the cobwebs of
a bottle of shuttle Glover.

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I wonder who the donor is. It could be
anybody, Archie.

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Hardly, Figgis. We're only 3 % of the
population.

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I'm a blood donor.

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You, Norman.

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Do you mean to say there are... people
walking about with your blood inside

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them.

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Yes, I suppose so. Incredible.

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Oh, don't cough, Archie.

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Norman wanted to help his fellow man,
didn't you, Norman? Yes. Yes.

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And I thought it might help to stop me
blushing.

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What group are you, Norman? Oh, it's the
most common.

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Yes, I thought it might be. What does
the O stand for?

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Ordinary?

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need for you to be so superior, Archie,
just because you're AB negative. After

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all, blood's blood.

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Not with my lineage, Figgis.

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There's blue blood in these veins. What
do you think we've got, dandelion and

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bird? I mean, I have breeding. What's
that got to do with this? This is a

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hospital, not breeding crufts.

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We all have the same origins, Archie. We
all came out of the slime. Well, you

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may have come out of the slime, Figgis.
I certainly didn't.

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Glover, we struck a snag.

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I knew it. We can't get the cork out.

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We don't appear to have any of your
blood at the moment.

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Don't have any? What am I going to do?
Well, don't worry, Glover. We've

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discovered another AB negative in the
hospital. There's no reason why he

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shouldn't give you some blood. Another
AB negative here? Well, I must meet him

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at once. You already have. It's Figgins.

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He wants to keep his strength up for
this afternoon when he gives you his

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Oh, I wish you'd stop saying that,
Norman.

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I wonder if this makes you blood
brothers.

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What?

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That's what the Indians used to do, cut
their arms, bind them together and

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become blood brothers, sworn to defend
each other's teepees. Well, I don't want

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to defend his teepees.

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I don't want to be his blood brother. In
fact, I don't even want his blood.

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Then you'd better say something before
it's too late.

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Well, it's not as easy as that.

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It's not like cancelling the milk,
Norman.

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I mean, he's bound to be hurt.

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It's just that I can't bear the thought
of Figgis' blood running around inside

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my body.

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I'm having nightmares about it. Hello,
Archie. All ready for this afternoon?

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Oh, look, Figgis, about this afternoon.
Now, we've been friends for some time

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now.

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Roy.

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So, I think I can say this.

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The truth is, I can't take your blood.
Don't worry, Archie, I'll be all right.

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I'm taking iron tablets.

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No, you don't understand.

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I don't want it.

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What?

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Well, it's a wonderful gesture, Roy, and
I do appreciate it, but we're so

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difficult. You don't want my blood? No,
Roy. You mean you're throwing my blood

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back in my face? Well, not exactly. The
blood of good yeoman stopped the

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backbone of England. Well, don't take it
like that. Blood that was shed at

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Agincourt on the Salmon Passchendaele?
Not good enough for you, then? I didn't

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say that. Well, there's gratitude for
you. Do you know what I hope, Glover? I

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hope you shrivel up like a prune. Will
you come in, Norman?

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on this side of the hospital.

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Well, I... Well, I just told Figus I
didn't want his blood.

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What? And I wondered whether there was
an alternative.

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Well, you should ask that, but quite by
chance we've discovered yet another AV

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negative in the hospital, one of the
doctors.

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One of the doctors?

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Well, that's more like it. He's on the
golf course at the moment, middle round.

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But I could try and get hold of him.
Well, I really think we should make the

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effort, Doctor. After all, a
professional man, a man of intellect,

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relate to. Yes, of course.

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Dr. Sun Chang is one of the most eminent
men in the field.

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Sun who?

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Sun Chang.

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Oh, Chang, yes.

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Well, on certain thoughts, it seems a
pity to drag him off the golf course,

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particularly if he's in the middle of a
medal round. Perhaps I could make do

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with Figgis's blood after all.

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Well, that's very democratic of you,
Glover. I suggest you apologise to

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at once.

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Apologise? Yes, we'd like to get a
couple of pints into you before you

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wilt.

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Figgis, old chap, come to apologise.

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I am.

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Yes. Realise I've offended you.

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Spoke without thinking. Truth is, I
would consider it a privilege to have

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blood. Would you really?

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Yes. Well, you're not having it.

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I really would like your blood,
honestly. Keep away from me, Dracula.

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Oh, please, Figgis.

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I implore you. I'm a sick man. I must
have your blood. But what about my

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origins? Don't they worry you? No.

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No, that's just what I need, humble
origins. You see, the gloves were

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far too...

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Inbred. Oh, please, Roy, it's a matter
of life or death.

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A matter of life or death?

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Well, as soon as you put it like that, I
might squeeze you a couple of pints.

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Won't be long now, Archie. Expect I'll
be going down in a minute.

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You'll soon have a drop of the old
shadow figus coursing round the old

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You'll feel the benefit.

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It's a modest little blood, but I think
you'll be amused by its presumption.

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You won't be amused by its presumption,
Figgis. It's strange, really. Archie's

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having your blood in his veins and he
hardly knows you. After centuries, the

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blood of the Glovers and the Figgises is
about to mix. Oh, shut up, Norman. Both

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from different worlds. Archie from the
aristocracy and you, Fig.

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What did your father do?

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He worked on the drains.

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Does he look like that, Archie? He may
have been poor, but he was a good father

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to us.

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Well, the drink got him.

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You mean he drank?

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Only at the end. I think he was working
on the drains. Well, you never know what

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you're going to find.

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I might have guessed it. This blood is
going to be 20 % brown ale. No.

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Meths, actually.

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Meths? Well, don't worry, Archie. It
didn't impair his intellect.

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He was lucid right to the end.

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Looked like Uncle Morris.

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Uncle Morris?

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His brother.

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He was the funny one.

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He thought his head was on the wrong way
round.

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What? How can you think your head is on
the wrong way round? I don't know, but

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he did.

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He wore his shirt and ties back to
front.

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He kept walking into things.

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He even tried to turn it round again.

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Nearly broke his neck.

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Good heavens.

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What a family.

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What was your mother like?

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Wonderful.

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She was a wonderful woman, my mother.

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Except for her feet.

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She had terrible feet. There was a
martyr to her feet.

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Well, be any minute now, Archie. Don't
they want me down there yet?

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We're not quite ready for you yet, Mr
Figgis. I can't say I'm looking forward

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it. You've got nothing to worry about,
Archie. I know, I've had it.

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What, are you saying that you've had a
blood transfusion? Yes, some years ago.

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had an accident on the loading bay. I
got my arm trapped.

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Lost a lot of blood. Of course, I didn't
know at the time that I was something

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special. I just knew they brought this
bloke in to give me a couple of pints.

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A nice fellow.

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Winston L. Roy Jones.

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West Indian.

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West Indian?

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You mean you're part West Indian, Fig?

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Well, yes, I suppose you could say that.
A quarter, to be precise.

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If you're a quarter West Indian...

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What's this going to make me?

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One -sixteenth West Indian.

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Well, your geography may not be much
good, Norman, but there's nothing wrong

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with your maths.

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One -sixteenth West Indian. Don't worry,
Archie, it'll do you good. Winston had

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a wonderful physique, and he was a very
good fast bowler.

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You know, I always felt I could get
those crates onto the lorry much better

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afterwards. You mean it really does have
an effect on your metabolism?

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Well, of course, yes. And so if you have
the sudden desire to go limbo dancing

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under the lavatory door, don't be
surprised.

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Dr. Thorpe. What's the matter, Glover?
I'm afraid I can't go through with it. I

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had no idea what was in Figgis' blood.

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A father who drank, a mother with bad
feet, an uncle who thought his head was

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the wrong way round, and a West Indian
past bowler.

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My system can't stand a combination like
that.

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It won't help, Glover. What?

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I was going to say, there's been a slip
-up in the haematology department.

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It's not you who needs the blood.

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It's Figgis.

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Be wise.

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Well, it won't be long now, Roy.

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What won't? The transfusion. Oh, that.

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Yes, they'll be calling for me soon.

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Good. And I just wanted you to know, I'm
giving a quart, Roy.

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You mean two pints? Well, two pints is a
quart.

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Ah, sounds rather a lot, doesn't it?

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Would I mind anything for a friend? Yes,
well, thank you, Archie. No, don't give

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me your thanks.

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I'm not doing it for thanks, and they
seem to think I'm strong enough, Roy,

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if anything should go wrong, no regrets.

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Well, don't worry, Archie.

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I'll be all right. Well, of course
you'll be all right. I'm the one who's

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the blood.

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I just don't want you to have any
reproaches, that's all. You see, the

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are used to making sacrifices.

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It's not the first time we've been asked
to...

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shed our blood for others. Yes, well, I
do appreciate it, Archie. And it's not

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every day one is instrumental in saving
another's life.

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Yes, well, I wouldn't put it as strongly
as that, Archie. No matter how humble

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that life may be.

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Yes, well, I hope you don't think I'm
too humble, Archie. Not anymore.

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I mean, after this, you'll be one of us.
What?

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A sort of...

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Cousin, I suppose.

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Oh, God.

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What? Nothing, nothing, nothing. Oh,
come on, cheer up, piggies.

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It won't be long before you have two
pints of good Tory blood coursing

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your veins. Tory blood?

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Yes.

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I wouldn't be surprised if you weren't
conservative at the next election.

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But, Archie... No, don't try and thank
me again. Well, I'd better get off now

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and rest.

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Conserve my strength.

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Oh, good luck, Roy.

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Could I have a word, Doctor?

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What is it, Figgis?

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I don't want Glover's blood.

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Then what?

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I thought you'd been asked whatever it
is you've got here, Figgis.

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You know what I mean, Doctor?

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It's nothing personal, but he's a
conservative.

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What's that got to do with it? Well, you
see, I'm up for convener this year.

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And I can't afford to be tainted with
Tory blood.

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What would people say if they found out?

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Besides, it might prey on me mind.

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I could find myself... agreeing with
management and settling for 5%. You

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Figgins, I've already explained to you
the blood you receive won't have those

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characteristics. We don't transfer genes
with a blood transfusion.

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Yes, you know that, Doctor, and I know
that, but I'm not so sure about the shop

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stewards. I mean, they should get out.
And there's another thing. You know what

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Archie's like. He'd probably expect to
get paid for it. And when he finds out

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there's no money in it, well, he might
want his blood back.

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Now, I can give you the address of this
Westington. He's a good socialist.

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I've had a couple of pints of his once,
and it's very good stuff. I've never had

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a cold since.

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Oh, I see. So you've got no objections
to blood and ethnic ground figures?

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Oh, no, certainly not.

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Then perhaps I can get hold of Dr Sun
Cheng.

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Sun Cheng?

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Is he Chinese?

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He's not the last of the Habsburgs
figures.

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No objection to him being Chinese?

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Certainly not. I couldn't get more
yellow than I am now.

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Good. Well, I'll try and get hold of
him, but you'll have to settle things

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Glover. Oh.

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Right, Doctor.

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Oh, um, Doctor?

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Yes, Viggo? Is, uh, Doctor Thun Chang,
you don't know what his politics are?

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I think he's FDP.

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Well, he can't have everything, I
suppose.

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Oh, don't look so worried, Roy. Help,
it's on its way.

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It won't be long before you have the
blood of the Plantagenets coursing

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your veins. Yes, I've been meaning to
talk to you about that, Archie. Are you

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sure you can spare it? I mean, you don't
look well. That's because I'm not well,

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Roy. But your need is greater than mine.
You know, Lawman was right. It's a

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wonderful feeling, being a blood donor.

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And just to think, my blood is going to
help save your life. And when I see you

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chipping around this ward, fit and well,
I shall think, there goes a little bit

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of me.

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No, you won't, Archie.

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What do you mean?

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Well, I'm not having your blood.

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But I've already given it.

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Oh?

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Well, can't they put it back?

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Of course not.

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Oh. Well, if you're not having my blood,
whose blood are you having?

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Dr Chang's.

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Dr Chang's?

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You must be mad, Figgis.

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You could have had the blood of the men
who stood by William at Hastings, who

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fought their way with bloodstained
swords across the breadth of England,

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bowed to no man but their liege, whose
cry was God and the King, who raised

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Henry Tudor to the throne and exiled the
Stuarts. You could have had all that.

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And you prefer...

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I'm afraid, Figges. Apparently, Dr.
Chang had a hole -in -one today, and

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man drinks all right. They say he's now
90 % proof.

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It looks as though you're going to have
to have Glover's blood after all. Oh,

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no.

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How do you feel, Figges?

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I don't feel any different.

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Oh, you will?

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It's a lovely colour, isn't it?

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Look at the way it sparkles.

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Pity they had to put it in a plastic
bag.

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I would expect water for crystal.

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It's not going down very fast.

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No, that's because his body's savouring
it.

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His corpuscles are probably staring at
it in amazement.

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I'll get carried away, Archie. I'd
settle for a few more miles to the

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That's not four -star petrol figures.
It's the blood of my ancestors.

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What were your ancestors like, Archie?

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Oh.

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Individuals, every one of them. You must
have heard of Mad Jack Glover.

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Mad Jack Glover? Oh, yes.

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He was the last Earl to be hanged by a
silken rope.

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for beating to death three footmen and a
butler.

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I don't feel well.

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And then, of course, there was Grenville
Glover. He had more of a mechanical

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bent. He invented the first man trap.

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But the pride of plays goes to hanging
Judge Glover. He executed 55 rebels

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the Monmouth Rebellion and then sat down
and ate a hearty breakfast.

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The screens!

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What's the matter? You'll have to
disconnect me, Doctor. I'm stuck in a

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reaction. No, you're not, Biggs.

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If you'll allow me a play on words.

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You're suffering a reactionary.

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Oh,

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how's figures this morning, Norman?

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Why don't you ask him?

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Well, I can't find him. It's almost as
though he's avoiding me.

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Perhaps he's tired of thanking you.

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Well, I don't want his thanks.

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I may have saved his life, but I don't
want his thanks.

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I must say, it is a wonderful feeling
being a blood donor, Norman. I can quite

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see why it appealed to you.

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Look, I may have donated my blood,
Archie, but I never knew who got it, and

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did, I certainly wouldn't follow them
around asking how my blood was today.

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Now, Norman, we mustn't quarrel.

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We blood donors must stick together. I
mean, you may just be an ordinary O, and

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I may be an AB negative, but we mustn't
let that come between us. I just wanted

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to observe figures, that's all. You see,
since he's had my blood...

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I think there's been a change in him.

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What sort of a change? Well, he seems
quieter, more dignified.

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Hello, Roy.

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How are you?

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How's the blood this morning?

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Fine, thanks.

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I hope you don't mind me asking, but
when one's been instrumental in saving

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someone's life, one can't help taking an
interest in them. No, I quite

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understand, Archie. As a matter of
fact...

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I feel a new man.

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Oh, bigots.

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Those pajamas.

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Yeah, exquisite, ain't they? Very nice,
Roy.

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Yes, well, I thought I'd cheer myself
up. I had a bad night last night.

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Oh, look at those eyes.

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Oh, it's the old trouble, I'm afraid.

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What trouble?

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Didn't you sleep, Roy?

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No, tossing and turning all night long.
I've got to face it, Lord, I'm too

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sensitive, too highly strung. Figures.
Mother came again last night. What?

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All dressed in white she was, and do you
know what she said? Never mind, my son.

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Your suffering will soon be over, and
you'll know perfect rest.

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How are her feet, figures? Oh, there's
no trouble with her feet, not anymore.

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And do you know why, Archie?

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Because she had a pair of the...

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silk and wings that I have ever seen.

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Oh,

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lovely, gladioli.

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Aren't they beautiful, Archie? Just look
at the perfect symmetry of those

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feathers. I didn't know you liked cows,
Dick. Oh, what is life if full of care?

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We have no time to stand and stare.

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No time to stand beneath the boughs and
stare as long as sheep and cows.

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No time to see.

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In woods we pass where squirrels hide
their nuts in grass.

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Are you taking that? Please, Archie.

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No vulgarity.

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00:23:17,480 --> 00:23:19,700
Are you having a go at me, Figgis?

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Having a go at you?

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The man who probably saved my life?

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What a thing to say.

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Silly boy.

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It certainly seemed like it. What are
you talking about?

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How do you think it's coming, Archie?
What?

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The moustache.

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H -A -P -P -Y.

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Yes, I'm H -A -P -P -Y. I'm H -A -P -P
-Y.

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